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There's these 3 billy goats named gruff that must cross a bridge to eat some delicious grass on a sunny hillside. The first billy goat goes across the bridge, trip trap, trip trap. From under the bridge comes the coarse voice of a troll, "Who's that tripping across my bridge!?" "It is only me, billy goat gruff, going to eat some grass", said the billy goat. "I'm going to eat you", said the troll. "Don't eat me, my brother is much bigger than me." So the troll let the billy goat go.
A bit later, the second billy goat gruff goes across the bridge, trip trap, trip trap. From under the bridge comes the coarse voice of a troll, "Who's that tripping across my bridge!?" "It is only me, billy goat gruff, going to eat some grass", said the billy goat. "I'm going to eat you", said the troll. "Don't eat me, my brother is much bigger than me." So the troll let the billy goat go.
Later still, the third billy goat gruff goes across the bridge, TRIP TRAP, TRIP TRAP. He is much bigger than his brothers. From under the bridge comes the coarse voice of a troll, "Who's that tripping across my bridge!?" "It is only me, billy goat gruff, going to eat some grass", said the billy goat. "I'm going to eat you", said the troll. "Come and try it, mean ol' troll. I haven't caught a fish in weeks and I think I'll take it out of your ass!" The troll took exception to this challenge and met the billy goat on the bridge. As soon as the troll caught one glimpse of the billy goat he knew he had bit off more than he could chew. The goat laid into him, butting and goring him with his sharp horns. The troll, running off in defeat, could only mutter, "Damn gill netters."
 
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