Aero993, It is not a matter of, "if and when" we catch up to Roy; but, is the remedial group done; or does the name remedial still go with us to the next level? OR do we get to name the new group? pelican man.
Let him feel safe and secure. The punishment for the crime will be swift and severe. As we speak, assassins are combing Baltimore. Searching for the lifted white rover, with the big headed man and the dog with short legs. He will be hunted down and beheaded. There will be no going away party for him at the airport.
After he is punished, the name Roy Yarmouth will be banned from being spoken again.
aero, [sniff, weep, sob, sob] before the dew on the grass could dry this morning my door bell sounded. a stranger cloaked in a dark long rain coat stood at my door carrying a package. not a word was exchanged [sniff]; the silence was deafening. the silence was suddenly shattered when the package the stranger was carrying fell from his hand and hit the floor. instinctively i bent down to pick up the package and when i stood up the stranger was gone. to my horror the package was a rolled up baltimore sun. when i peered inside i found my short legged companion [sob, sob], with a note attached that read, " roy yarmouth, sleeps' wit da fishes". oh the humanity, i cried.
standing there now drenched to the core, i said to myself, ah the bum probably deserved it. but knowing roy he is probably enrolled in some government witness protection program enjoying a nice hay ride in a horse drawn wagon, shopping for dead people's stuff and having a nice dinner with jimmy hoffa.
I guess that ends the saga of the big headed man and the short legged dog. I wonder were the lifted white rover will surface next? Maybe just maybe we can have an intelligent conversation without being disturbed now.
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