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A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his
repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a card and wrote Revelation 3:20 on the back of
it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following
Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this
cryptic message, Genesis 3:10.

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales
of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock.

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid
for I was naked".
 

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This one's kinda perverted...

But very funny anyway :D


A guy brings a tiny piano and stool into a bar. A tiny man follows him in, sits down and begins playing.

"What's that," the bartender asked.

"A twelve-inch pianist," the man replied. "You see, I rubbed this old magic lamp, made a wish, and got a twelve inch pianist."

The bartender was impressed. "Can I try?"

"Sure." The man handed the lamp over.

The bartender rubbed it and suddenly a million ducks filled the bar.

"What happened? I wished for a million bucks!" the bartender exclaimed.

"Ya really think I wished for a twelve-inch pianist?"
 
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