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The is an actual question on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer was so "profound" that the prof.posted on the net.
Bonus question: Is Hell exothermic[gives off heat] or endothermic [absorbs heat]?
Most of the students wrote proofs of there beliefs using Boyle's Law [gas cools when it expands and heats when it's compressed]or some variant.
One student,however,wrote the following:
First we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving.I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell,it will not leave.Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion,we can project that all souls go to Hell.with birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell will increase exponentially.
Now we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temp. and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at wich souls enter Hell, then the temp. and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,than the temp. and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year that,'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you"and take into account the fact the fact that I slept with her last night,then #2 must be true,and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has already frozen over,it follows that it is not accepting anymore souls and is therefore extinct....leaving only Heaven,thereby proving the existence of a divine being,which explains why,last night,Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY 'A' :D
 

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