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what do you call 49 millionaires watching the superbowl?

the dallas cowboys


how do you keep the dallas cowboys outta your back yard?
put up goal posts

whats the difference between the dallas cowboys and a dollar bill?

you get 4 quarters out of the dollar
 

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Hardy Har Har. A lot of the MD/VA guys and various and sundry 'Skins fans are going to get some giggles out of those, for sure! :D

GO COWBOYS!!!!!!
 

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so a tuba player a drummer and a violinist walk into this bait shop and the bait shop owner says, 'the music store is next door'. the tuba player and drummer walk next door and the violinist stays in the bait shop. the bait shop owner says 'hey pal I said the music store is next door'. the violinist then says 'hey im here for some fiddler crabs'.:beer:
 

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what do you call 49 millionaires watching the superbowl?

the dallas cowboys


how do you keep the dallas cowboys outta your back yard?
put up goal posts

whats the difference between the dallas cowboys and a dollar bill?

you get 4 quarters out of the dollar

Now that's funny right there!
 

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What do you call a Dallas huddle?
-a drug ring

New reality show:Survivor Celebrity Edition:
Michael Irvin, Morton Downey jr and Amy Winehouse stranded on an island with only 1 rock.....of crack.

Why is the new dallas stadium so big?
-has to be big enough to hold Jerry Jones's BS, TO's Ego and Romo's Kleenex.

 

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What do you call a Dallas huddle?
-a drug ring

New reality show:Survivor Celebrity Edition:
Michael Irvin, Morton Downey jr and Amy Winehouse stranded on an island with only 1 rock.....of crack.

Why is the new dallas stadium so big?
-has to be big enough to hold Jerry Jones's BS, TO's Ego and Romo's Kleenex.

i like those. have to use them at work monday for all my cowboy fan co-workers.
 
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