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Advantages that fishing has over $ex...
1. Fish don't care if you have coffee breath
2. If your usual fishing partner is busy, it's okay to find a stand-in
3. It's socially acceptable, and even encouraged to hire a pro for a day
4. Nobody believes they fish better when they're drunk
5. Wearing a special outfit for fishing doesn't make you a freak
6. You don't have to hide your fishing magazines
7. When the fishing is done, you know where you're sleeping
8. Don't have to rest between each fish
9. Fishing gear is available 24/7 at Wal-Mart
10. You'll never be so old that you'd rather watch TV than fish.
 

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1. Fish don't care how old you are or how good you look.

2. Fish never leave you "because they've found someone better."

3. Fish don't care how much money you make or how much you spend on them.

4. You don't have to be washed up and smelling good for the fish.

5. Fish will never accuse you of being "inadequate".

6. You can always get somewhere with your fishing knowledge. "Oh you don't know what a bonefish looks like? Here...let me show you." ;)
 

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Some other thoughts

f your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.


Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago

It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself

When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop

You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases

If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life

Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

our Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?

C/O rebbasser
 
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